What began a few years ago as a Knitting Blog has devolved into something far more sinister. "She was a lovely girl, prone to frequent fits of tornadic creativity..."
Hey there, I'm Sarah! Part-Time Stay-At-Home Mom, Full- Time Evil Genius. Matriarch of the World-Famous Ape Squad (Beebie, Ry the Pie, and Tito).
Mainly, I write about my knitting and the things that interrupt it - kids, depression, poop, and my everyday struggle to survive in the oppressive wasteland of Suburbia.
I'm not here to blow sunshine up anybody's ass. We're not gonna sit around holding hands and singing Kum Ba Muthahfuggin Yah.
**Check out the new audio clip on my profile. NSFW, of course.**
Rated R For Language and Nudity. Just kidding about the nudity. Maybe.
I'm Not Kidding.
Seriously, if the F-word offends you, you should probably get the f*ck out now, because I can get pretty f*ckin pissed off sometimes. There are days when it f*ckin rains F-bombs in this muthahfuggah.
4 comments:
I can't speak for the rest of your loyal readers, but you were missed in hte Racer house.
Even being a member of the PKPTP isn't the same as the usual phone calls and blog posts.
Speed "Glad you're home safe" Racer
Yes, I missed you!
Hooray! I loved the texts but I missed the blog. Glad you're home, hon!
*attempting to wait patiently, but really wishing you'd put down your crack pipe and rolled-up $50s and just blog already*
Not that I'm snarky or anything.
Heehee! My word verification is "comic". How apropos is that??
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