WWPKD?

It's important to me that the people who read my blog feel that they know the true me. And for the most part, I'd say you do. I am candid. I am blunt. I am transparent. The person you know as PK is, for the most part, me.

But I'm also Sarah. Nonconfrontational Drama Queen (a contradiction in terms, perhaps) Sarah. Neurotic and frazzled, indecisive and spineless Sarah. And the Inner Circle knows that sometimes, PK is more who I wish I was than who I actually am.

The things I write about really do happen to me, and sometimes Bite your tongue and don't rock the boat Sarah reacts and sometimes Fuck to the yeah! Rock this bitch! PK reacts. Sometimes I will find myself in a situation and literally stop and ask myself, "What Would Penny Karma Do?"

So, just to highlight the difference between Penny and Sarah, I did the little experiment Yorkie recently featured in her Den Of Iniquity. You're supposed to go to Google Search, enter your first name followed by the word NEEDS, and blog the top ten results you get. Are Penny's needs different from Sarah's needs? Let's find out...

Sarah Needs:

1. A Cold Shower

2. Self-Esteem

3. More Love

4. Sponsors To Compete In Deaf Olympics

5. A Band

6. To Lean On Her Man

7. To Hand Him One Of Those Weapons That Went Off Without Warning

8. To Write Joe Jonas

9. To Read Mark Twain

And my personal favorite:

10. Mistress Sarah Needs Deprived, Weak Men.



Conversely, here's what Penny needs...

Penny needs to Switch Meds.

Penny needs A Bra.

Penny needs A Home.

Penny needs A Lovely Tattoo.

The DIS-Honorable Judge Penny needs to revisit the word of God.

Penny needs A Makeover.

Penny needs A Disappearing Act.

Penny needs to go away and suck on Salma Hayek's chichis, because that's what she really wants in life.

Penny needs to be an indoor only cat without any small children.

Penny needs a Valium.


I'm thinking I'd rather hang out with Penny than Sarah.
Your thoughts?