Winners and Losers

Red Carpet Madness!

I liked Mariska Hargitay's dress

And Annette Bening's


and Evangeline Lily's

And Felicity Huffman's.

And then there were a couple I was on the fence about.


I wasn't sure how I felt about Megan Mullally's dress


or Ellen Pompeo's (didn't it look like her ponytail was waaaaay too tight?)

I wasn't 100% on board with Jamie Pressly's choice of dress


or Kyra Sedgwick's big poofy thing (I liked the rest of the dress).


But here's who I really didn't like:

Oh, Sandra...

Cheryl Hines apparently backed into a Bedazzler.


Joan, your face looks great, but could you please moisturize your leathery cleavage? Or get your pool boy to do it, I don't care. It just needs to be done.


And here are some Bonus pictures:

At first glance, I thought this was Mama Cass. Incidentally, this is the face I get caught making in, like, every single candid photo of me. Oh, I know she's pregnant so I'll cut her some Maternity Formalwear slack, but c'mon, would you rather go Maternity Clothes Shopping with Gillian Anderson or


Heidi Klum? Yeah, me too.


And just for fun, guess who THIS guy is? King of the Dipshits! I wouldn't have guessed in a million years. Just thought I'd throw in an AMH pic for you 80's children.


I thought overall it was a pretty good show. The opening bit was hilarious. I loved the little Late Night touches like the guest appearance of Kareem Abdul-Jabaar, and Bob Newhart darn near stole the show.

I thought the Charlie's Angels thanking Aaron Spelling bit started out sweet but ran on about six minutes too long. Wasn't that just creepy after a while? Did Kate Jackson have her neck lengthened or something? I loved how they had one camera on Tori's mom and brother weeping and another camera on Tori (y'know, since they weren't sitting together...meeeeeeYOW!!)

I thought the reunion of Dick Clark and the very pretty Barry Manilow was just precious. Especially when we all know how much Barry Manilow appreciates dick. I mean, Dick.
(Sorry. Couldn't resist.)

Here are the winners, for the purposes of our little contest:

Outstanding Comedy Series
The Office

Outstanding Lead Actor - Comedy
Tony Shaloub - Monk

Outstanding Supporting Actor - Comedy
Jeremy Piven - Entourage

Outstanding Lead Actress - Comedy
Julia Louis-Dreyfuss - New Adventures of Old Christine
(Yeah. I double-checked.)

Outstanding Supporting Actress - Comedy
Megan Mullally - Will & Grace

Outstanding Drama Series
24

Ouststanding Lead Actor - Drama
Kiefer Sutherland - 24

Outstanding Supporting Actor - Drama
Alan Alda - The West Wing

Outstanding Lead Actress - Drama
Mariska Hargitay - Law and Order: SVU

Outstanding Supporting Actress - Drama
Blythe Danner - Huff

Outstanding Reality Show
The Amazing Race

And so, our winner, with a whopping THREE correct predictions, is...

Cpurl!!!

A prize worthy of your stellar efforts awaits you!