tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17399290.post5576727116103051486..comments2023-06-16T04:20:45.092-05:00Comments on BEHOLD MY BRILLIANCE *: Don't hate on the girls with big boobs.Penny Karma, aka the F-Bomb Momhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02920792594406507263noreply@blogger.comBlogger10125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17399290.post-59725935884150050142009-05-07T18:39:00.000-05:002009-05-07T18:39:00.000-05:00As long as I get to drive.
Of course we are, Boob...As long as I get to drive.<br /><br />Of course we are, Boobie! I mean, Baby!Ripnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17399290.post-82659640763717105512009-05-07T15:40:00.000-05:002009-05-07T15:40:00.000-05:00That reminds me, are we still on for Thursday?That reminds me, are we still on for Thursday?Penny Karma, aka the F-Bomb Momhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02920792594406507263noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17399290.post-61566950972274194902009-05-07T15:19:00.000-05:002009-05-07T15:19:00.000-05:00I just bought a new pair of super-dark-blue denim ...I just bought a new pair of super-dark-blue denim jeans. I could wash your bras with my jeans and they'd come out a pretty color, I bet!<br /><br />Boobs are simply wonderful, in EVERY shape and size. Women who don't understand that (and I have met a few) just don't understand the biology of the male mind. Boobs are to men what big puffy red asses are to male baboons. They make us stop, stare, and want. When I was a young boy (like, oh, 6 maybe) I used to think to myself that if I were president I would make all women go topless. Now, at 48, I would modify that a bit, and say "all women under the age of, oh, 55." Over 55 and it would be optional, based on droopage percentage.<br /><br />I once heard someone say "You've seen one dick, you've seen 'em all." <br /><br />I say, "You've seen one pair of tits, you pretty much HAVE to see them all."<br /><br />Not sure if this helped, but any talk of boobs just brings out the boobmeister in me.<br /><br />Don't judge me on this alone. I just can't help myself.Boobmeister Ripnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17399290.post-41426711798477081142009-05-02T09:53:00.000-05:002009-05-02T09:53:00.000-05:00That's not a dress. That's... weird.
I hear ya o...That's not a dress. That's... weird.<br /><br />I hear ya on the bras. They are starting to stock 32D (32DD not so much, but I can squeeze in...) again in more flattering styles. But they used to be uuuuuugly. With a capital UGH. There has got to be a place that sells cute bras in your size!Battyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03892116045581715793noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17399290.post-29261600056180067302009-05-01T09:12:00.000-05:002009-05-01T09:12:00.000-05:00It's cacique for me too, all the way. Especially ...It's cacique for me too, all the way. Especially now that I've figured out how to work my nipple fetishes into the design. <br /><br />But why not pretty? Is it too hard to make a DDD bra (I'm only a D, sometimes a C but only when sounded as A as in neighbor and weigh) with a cute fabric or a bit of lace? <br /><br />I want to know who went dress shopping with that bride? Where was the salesperson? What does her mother think? Gah!Poopshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17174638845924331440noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17399290.post-14858472924092948732009-05-01T06:12:00.000-05:002009-05-01T06:12:00.000-05:00I love the fact that you make me snort with laught...I love the fact that you make me snort with laughter at 7 in the morning. I'm beyond the white monstrosity - my cup size and name don't start with the same initial, but it is damn close.Johttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14061337641173075397noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17399290.post-21806974579157642722009-05-01T05:30:00.000-05:002009-05-01T05:30:00.000-05:00YOu're preaching to the choir. The only thing cut...YOu're preaching to the choir. The only thing cute about my boobs anymore is the little boy who can be found attached to them five times a day.Bezziehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11359396377873745454noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17399290.post-50674081663206798052009-04-30T21:50:00.000-05:002009-04-30T21:50:00.000-05:00As a self-proclaimed (and spouse-proclaimed) lover...As a self-proclaimed (and spouse-proclaimed) lover of the female breasts, I would disagree about them not looking good up close and nekkid. Just saying. Big, little, asymmetrical, I don't care - just don't give me fake ones. THOSE are the ones that don't look good nekkid (or even clothed...)<br /><br />I love my porn too (one of these days we'll have to compare collections...), and have seen enough to see a few actresses both before and after boob jobs, and they ALWAYS looked better before.<br /><br />I'm at a loss to think of anything we guys have to deal with the whole "Ultra, Ultimate, Super, and Absolute" thing... Except how pissed off our spouses are when we pick the wrong one when we're sent out for those afore mentioned feminine hygiene products.<br /><br />Speed "usually absolutely screwed" RacerAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17399290.post-340617408300902042009-04-30T17:02:00.000-05:002009-04-30T17:02:00.000-05:00Cacique is the ONLY place I'll ever buy a bra agai...Cacique is the ONLY place I'll ever buy a bra again. The Balconette was nothing short of life-changing. <br /><br />I am starting to get a little pissy with them too, though, because their cutest prints only come in the Plunge style, and my breast warts tend to peek out of those. It's not nearly as sexy as it sounds.Penny Karma, aka the F-Bomb Momhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02920792594406507263noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17399290.post-5973078944711141242009-04-30T15:35:00.000-05:002009-04-30T15:35:00.000-05:00Dude, go back to Cacique! Ever since you got your...Dude, go back to Cacique! Ever since you got your titslingers last year, that's where I go without fail. Best bras ever, and they're kinda pretty. <br /><br />The prettiest bras I ever got were out of a package at the ASDA in England (a member of the WalMart family!). I picked my size, paid all of five pounds, and voila...black lace sexy bra that holds my ta tas perfectly and makes hubby go, HEEEEEEEEEYYYY whenever I disrobe.<br /><br />You wanna talk disparity, try bra shopping on two different continents. In England I was a 36DD. In Lane Bryant, I go from 36D to 38DDD, depending on style. <br /><br /> In Germany? *ahem* 80DD. Real encouraging.<br /><br />BTW, "bra" in German is "Bustenhalter" (umlaut over the U). And nipple is...get ready..."brustwarze" which, directly translated, means "breast wart".<br /><br />It's a lovely language.ChestyLovehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12252367020621459091noreply@blogger.com