tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17399290.post4073377582141835491..comments2023-06-16T04:20:45.092-05:00Comments on BEHOLD MY BRILLIANCE *: Stains To ExplainPenny Karma, aka the F-Bomb Momhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02920792594406507263noreply@blogger.comBlogger11125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17399290.post-32687701927525601122008-09-19T11:55:00.000-05:002008-09-19T11:55:00.000-05:00Ok I just Snarfed my Pepsi and that doesn't feel g...Ok I just Snarfed my Pepsi and that doesn't feel good. I'll keep this in mind in a few years.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17399290.post-949022310821184642008-09-18T16:29:00.000-05:002008-09-18T16:29:00.000-05:00oh holey fuck! you owe me a new pair of power pan...oh holey fuck! you owe me a new pair of power panties! i just peed mine! <BR/><BR/>just this afternoon i thought of you. hubs came home for lunch, as per usual... except we ended up in the bedroom for lunch... with a 2 year old pounding on the door saying "MAAAAAMAAAA, DAAAAAAADDDAAAA, WHERE ARE YOU? NIGHT-NIGHT" the whole time.<BR/><BR/>Aftwards, I thought - what would have PK done to make her go away?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17399290.post-28965827557184904952008-09-17T20:54:00.000-05:002008-09-17T20:54:00.000-05:00Oh, don't sell yourself short - you have PLENTY to...Oh, don't sell yourself short - you have PLENTY to explain to them now.Penny Karma, aka the F-Bomb Momhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02920792594406507263noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17399290.post-52237596218698908952008-09-17T17:32:00.000-05:002008-09-17T17:32:00.000-05:00kk - Can I just say that really envy your parents?...kk - Can I just say that <I>really</I> envy your parents? <I>If only</I> I could have had that much stuff to explain to my kids when I was married.Kevin Chttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16698707605545807307noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17399290.post-38851266961882802662008-09-17T17:25:00.000-05:002008-09-17T17:25:00.000-05:00Maybe Bezzie will regale us with the story of the ...Maybe Bezzie will regale us with the story of the time she found Party Hats on her parents' shopping list. Fingers crossed!!Penny Karma, aka the F-Bomb Momhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02920792594406507263noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17399290.post-32324332247272566812008-09-17T17:05:00.000-05:002008-09-17T17:05:00.000-05:00Yorkie, if that's the case then I think R might ne...Yorkie, if that's the case then I think R might need a few lessons in cleaning up after himself, that's just rude! <BR/><BR/>As a quick aside, I had a boyfriend many years ago that could hit the ceiling, it was really unfortunate because I couldn't even reach standing on a chair to clean it off. That guy could have had a career in porn.<BR/><BR/>Anyway...<BR/><BR/>Hey Kevin, what will probably happen is what happened to my sister, years later it will suddenly dawn on her and she'll flip out. You should have seen my sister's face when she realized my parents didn't really move their furniture twice a week or that balloons don't come in individual packages. My personal favorite was when it finally dawned on her (at almost 30) that Mom never wore any of the scarves tied to the bed post.Kashmir Knitterhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12986831549467594832noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17399290.post-80413220669025093982008-09-17T13:37:00.000-05:002008-09-17T13:37:00.000-05:00Hahahaha! Hilarious! Beeb's either laughing at y...Hahahaha! Hilarious! Beeb's either laughing at you behind your back at your ridiculous excuses, or she's going to be VERY innocent when she grows up. Massagers and linen Kleenex? Yeah, right!Kevin Chttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16698707605545807307noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17399290.post-63939584003080489802008-09-17T13:19:00.000-05:002008-09-17T13:19:00.000-05:00Kashmir, I'm imagining the scene at La Casa de Kar...Kashmir, I'm imagining the scene at La Casa de Karma:<BR/><BR/>PK: "And here's where I blew my nose on Tuesday...over here, on the foot of the bed is where I blew my nose twice on Wednesday..." <BR/><BR/>Beeb: "What about the curtains, Mom?? Did you blow your nose on those too?" <BR/><BR/>PK: "Yes, I did. I most certainly did."<BR/><BR/>Beeb: "...And the ceiling?"<BR/><BR/>(end scene)ChestyLovehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12252367020621459091noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17399290.post-79240332231665711892008-09-17T12:31:00.000-05:002008-09-17T12:31:00.000-05:00Okay, I about wet myself laughing at this one!!! T...Okay, I about wet myself laughing at this one!!! Thank goodness the kids aren't home to ask me what I'm cackling about.Skyehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04200824050116746716noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17399290.post-70222261810813447512008-09-17T12:02:00.000-05:002008-09-17T12:02:00.000-05:00Better you than me! That's hilarious! I'd be all....Better you than me! That's hilarious! I'd be all...uhhhh, the dog must have done something...yeah!Wendyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05345216716005826293noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17399290.post-71579823872857486782008-09-17T11:23:00.000-05:002008-09-17T11:23:00.000-05:00You could have said you sneezed.You could have said you sneezed.Kashmir Knitterhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12986831549467594832noreply@blogger.com