tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17399290.post3263940281999695136..comments2023-06-16T04:20:45.092-05:00Comments on BEHOLD MY BRILLIANCE *: More Post-Holiday StuffPenny Karma, aka the F-Bomb Momhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02920792594406507263noreply@blogger.comBlogger9125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17399290.post-16467608718509524852010-01-26T15:29:49.456-06:002010-01-26T15:29:49.456-06:00Am I a complete idiot if I admit I don't know ...Am I a complete idiot if I admit I don't know what cosmetic line "Squish" represents....I suspect it is not one we have here in podunk....Cindy in (un) Happy Valleyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12365008061139611969noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17399290.post-11623491969346041432010-01-25T11:48:48.265-06:002010-01-25T11:48:48.265-06:00Hooray! New blog post!
I laughed SO hard at the &...Hooray! New blog post!<br /><br />I laughed SO hard at the "throwing up baby Jesus" comment. It reminded me of a time, years and years ago, when my family was at church. It was communion that Sunday and everything was going as it usually did except my mom had a bit of a cough. Anyway, she gets up to the alter and gets her incredibly dry communion wafer totally stuck in her throat and starts coughing like crazy and the pastor loudly (and sarcastically) says, "Choking on the body of Christ, Tracy? What <i>have</i> you been up to this week?"<br /><br />I'd also like to point out that back when I was writing one act plays and sketches for a local theater group I wrote one entitled "Bagel Incident at Area 51". When I came across the phrase "Bagel Incident" in your post I just about spit out my coffee, I had chosen that phrase because of it's inherent absurdity, glad to know it's just as funny to you as it was to me.Kashmir Knitterhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12986831549467594832noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17399290.post-77152677325983557372010-01-25T08:50:43.725-06:002010-01-25T08:50:43.725-06:00I can't even fully capture the palpable panic ...I can't even fully capture the palpable panic in that moment. <br /><br />It was as though ordering thirteen bagels was some disaster scenario equivalent to an earthquake/tornado/armed robbery that would send the whole operation into a tailspin, and this particular cashier was absent when they covered How To Ring Up Thirteen Bagels in training, so now the entire future of Baker's Dozen Bagelry As We Know It was in jeopardy. <br /><br />Because of my mom.Penny Karma, aka the F-Bomb Momhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02920792594406507263noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17399290.post-33038434993920790422010-01-24T20:12:43.486-06:002010-01-24T20:12:43.486-06:00I can hardly type, I'm laughing so hard about ...I can hardly type, I'm laughing so hard about the bagel incident. That's me too. If a job says "attention to detail" in the description, it's the right thing for me, particularly if you have to be really crazy anal about detail while being scared something will get screwed up.Battyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03892116045581715793noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17399290.post-39859398586432355822010-01-23T18:46:01.859-06:002010-01-23T18:46:01.859-06:00omg the bagel incident and the cereal combo things...omg the bagel incident and the cereal combo things were so goddamn funny omg<br /><br />love it<br /><br />xoxoKendra Hollidayhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01854949040842771326noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17399290.post-16020988238791234582010-01-22T12:16:14.795-06:002010-01-22T12:16:14.795-06:00Cereal mixing? *shudder* Until now, the thought ha...Cereal mixing? *shudder* Until now, the thought hadn't occurred to me. <br /><br />I think I had what Tito had--I certainly lay on the floor like that. It's so much cooler down there.<br /><br />You totally need to have a Mardi Gras party at work!7-letter Deborah, never a Debhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05946072810080876542noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17399290.post-19474529496610432972010-01-21T21:03:33.750-06:002010-01-21T21:03:33.750-06:00I can't ever remember your real full name. I&#...I can't ever remember your real full name. I've got you as Sarah Penny Karma in my phone. Did you get my email yesterday?Rachelhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03076179400397222538noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17399290.post-16280982401992824672010-01-21T07:11:50.364-06:002010-01-21T07:11:50.364-06:00Honey Loop Flakes! Buhwuhhaaaaa!
Roberto says hi...Honey Loop Flakes! Buhwuhhaaaaa!<br /><br />Roberto says hi, by the way. He "wishes you and R were going to be in Vegas". If I had the frequent flier miles, you would be, for SURE.<br /><br />Word verification: Ovell. A yiddish-sounding sigh-like exclamation? "Ovell, maybe you can come to Vegas with me next year."Ripnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17399290.post-2559984428053196732010-01-21T02:00:09.014-06:002010-01-21T02:00:09.014-06:00I know about the "flexible" thing, and I...I know about the "flexible" thing, and I TOTALLY get how stressful it is. That's part of the reason I have such a hard time when SMother and Doofy visit because it's always "We're flexible...don't let us interrupt your routine...we're just here to visit..." SMother tries to be that way about her CELIAC DISEASE, but no matter what I put on the table, no matter how hard I try to work around her CELIAC DISEASE, it's always met with a sneer and a "helpful suggestion" to make something better for her.<br /><br />People should just come out and say, "I'd like to do THIS...can we work it out??" and be flexible on the TIMING, not on the whole idea in the first place. It's ridiculous.<br /><br />Oh, and I'm a cereal mixer, but I mix like with like. I'd never, for example, mix Fiber One (aka, Colon Blow) with Lucky Charms because that's just evil.ChestyLovehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12252367020621459091noreply@blogger.com